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An Alternate History: What if YouTube was born in Prague?
Explore a world where a 14-year-old founder sold his CMS for $1M in 2000, moved to Prague, and launched YouDirector—the platform that changed everything.
The Founder, at age 14, sells his CMS company shares during the dot-com peak, netting approximately $1,000,000 USD. The money stays in a US bank account, setting the stage for everything that follows.
YouDirector goes live. A Prague-based video platform launches before YouTube even exists. The founder, now 16, begins building what will become an empire with a team assembled from Prague's underground tech scene.
Young Moscow programmer creates early CMS with frames and Flash. US relatives help incorporate in Delaware. Company gains traction, gets acquired at dot-com peak. Founder walks away with $1M at age 14.
Founder tours Europe seeking the perfect location. France, Holland, Germany—too expensive. Prague captures his imagination: affordable, central, creative. Purchases a 300m² loft in Karlín for ~$400k. The headquarters is born.
January 1: YouDirector goes live. "Сам себе режисер but on the internet"—the concept that predates YouTube. A video platform where anyone can be their own director, accessible to all.
October: YouAdultDirector launches with Anna as the first performer. Breakthrough "naked truth" format—real people, real laughs, behind-the-scenes chaos. Anna brings dancer grace and becomes unofficially part of the team.
December: Both platforms profitable. YD: ~25-30k daily visitors, $10k/month. YAD: ~12-15k daily visitors, $7.3k/month. Combined net: ~$8,800/month. The dual-site operation works.
February: Gran Canaria team vacation. Beach video filmed, uploaded mid-trip while team sips sangria. Live stats watched from the terrace. "Outdoor Launch Special" proves the concept.
May: Platform v1.5 ships—new player, upload resume support, creator analytics, API groundwork. Revenue climbs: $87k combined monthly by May.
May onwards: Mandatory bachata lessons begin. Founder's "Latino-Stalin" decree: twice weekly, everyone in. Team coordination and trust building through dance.
September: Gabriela (sponsorships) and Radim (campaigns) hired. "Artillery and sniper" sales duo. Revenue hits $120k/month by August.
October: YouEmpire s.r.o. incorporated. Final equity: Founder 71%, Lucie (CFO) 5%, Tera (COO) 5%, Anna (CPO) 4%, Alina (Art Director) 3%, Petr (CTO) 4%, Max (CIO) 4%, 3% pool reserved. Live streaming idea born in strategy session—the future takes shape.
December: SexED collaboration launches—theory on YD, practice on YAD. A bold move that sets Empire apart.
March: YourAds incorporated—freelance crews with standardized filming, live-streaming concerts and events. New revenue stream opens.
April: First live concert stream—"Empire Nights" launches in Prague. 27,500 concurrent viewers, 4,000 Premium upgrades. The live music empire begins.
May: First $500k+ month ($528k). Founder announces bonuses: $20k for core team, $10k for new hires. "When we win, everyone wins." Barcelona and Warsaw franchises launch.
June: First bank loan with Česká spořitelna to purchase HQ1.0. Gross revenue: $580k/month.
July: Sauna meeting strategy session. YouTube identified as emerging competition but Empire stays ahead with live streaming focus.
October: Move into HQ1.0 "Flood Survivor" in Karlín—1,400 m² across 3 floors. Ground: event hall + server room. Second: offices + studios. Third: 8 residential apartments + jacuzzi + sauna. Total investment: ~$3.1M building + $640k renovation.
November: Anna's live stream spike. Lucie's legendary "CFO Fantasy" performance with Anna cameo generates massive engagement.
December: Monthly revenue hits $1.4M. YAD: $820k, YD: $580k. Cash position after HQ1.0: $2.4M. No debt—all from cash flow.
February: YourFitness flagship launches—gym franchise with retired YAD performers as trainers after professional fitness and psychology courses. A wellness revolution begins.
April: Eva Vránová joins to lead YourLaw—legal framework and compliance operations.
October: Sasha Grey arrives in Prague. First shoot: live one-take with 72k concurrent viewers. Next day: Q&A hosted by Anna. Sasha becomes Empire Ambassador with creative control. The "train scene" is promised as signing bonus.
October Revenue: $4.04M monthly (+$750k from Sasha effect). YD: $2.05M, YAD: $1.62M. YourFitness contributing ~$95k.
December 20: YouUS launches—American brand and infrastructure node. Platform v2.0 ships with enhanced live tools.
December: Sasha's "Lesson Two" sexology livestream peaks at 680k concurrent viewers globally. Monthly revenue: $6.8M. Annual 2006 total: $48.4M.
NYE 2006→2007: HQ1.0 celebration. Founder announces the numbers. Sasha teases from the jacuzzi. "No VCs, no suits, no 'tone it down' emails."
Q1: YouNews launches—acquisitions include Vice, Fleshbot, Boing Boing. Combined reach: 11.5M monthly visitors. Eva K. (journalist) first appears in March as FWB with Founder—"SmartandSex" to Sasha's "SexandSmart." YouAdopt launches—partnerships with vetted animal shelters, webcams in enclosures, 90/10 donation split.
April: YouWellness s.r.o. created—workplace wellness subsidiary with opt-in membership. Wellness Rooms, saunas, jacuzzis deployed in HQ cluster. "No exploitation, just bulletproof policy."
May: Revenue hits $9.515M monthly. Platform v2.1 launches with free-tier creator-to-creator, People Journalism features. War chest: $21M.
July: Boeing 727-200 Advanced VIP "Naughty Fanny" acquired—first aircraft. EmpireAir (YourJet) is born.
November: X-Team forms under Petr/Max for YouTranslate, niche projects. Creator Channels beta launches.
December: HQ1_b_2 opens. NYE 2007→2008: The legendary 727 flight from LAX with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Eva K. conducts in-flight interview, Sasha hosts, Founder orchestrates. Karlín Commons concert with "Vida Loca" performance. Gold/Red zones, consent colors, champagne rain. Paris and Lindsay become "Friends of Empire."
January: Paris and Lindsay launch their own YD channels after NYE. Sasha receives $1.5M anchor bonus. Platform dominance: YD captures 25-33% watch time, 60-75% of live streaming.
March: YourVenture launches—$20M venture fund for employee passion projects. SiTF clothing brand founded by Paris, Lindsay, and tribe members. HQ1_b_1 "Courtyard House" opens (2,900 m²)—staff housing, wellness rooms, micro-gym.
May: The legendary /b/ thread. Founder and Sasha post from the act, take ideas live. "Proof of work achieved." Inbox floods with 600+ emails. Orgasmic Capital becomes a meme.
Q2: YourLaw expands to LatAm. "Walk Softly and Carry a Big Stick" IP portfolio project begins—targeting trade lever patents.
November: YourFitness expands: 3× Prague + 1× Amsterdam + 1× Berlin operational. Q3 2007 psychology training for trainers begins.
Q4: YourLaw acquires Japanese law firm. YourFitness_JP conceptualized in December. Mobile optimization for iPhone, Symbian, Windows Mobile.
September: Sasha Grey receives 1% equity, becomes CERO (Chief External Relations Officer).
End of Year: War chest: $695.5M post-tax.
Q1: Market share surges—YD 30-38% watch time, 72-86% live streaming. Mobile mix with Opera/Android.
April: Empire China launches with culture-first approach, twin-proxy architecture, and CAC-adjacent moderation. Budget: $9.6-15.8M CAPEX, $15.2-28.2M OPEX.
May: YourFitness_JP opens in Tokyo/Osaka/Kyoto with in-club YourFuel micro-cafés (Aya's team, 24/7 mode). Sofia YourFitness opens.
June: Eva K. becomes editor-in-chief of YouNews. YourDelivery service launches in Prague.
July: "Big Daddy" 24/7 villa streams begin in Bulgaria (Varna). YourDelivery expands to Varna.
Q3: A340-500 "Flying Phallus" acquired—flagship long-haul aircraft for EmpireAir.
September: Big Daddy LATAM launches in Uruguay (Montevideo). Montevideo YourFitness opens. Sasha Grey confirmed as CERO.
October: "Young Daddy" villa streams launch (Varna roster).
November: Two-month "conference" tradition begins—February + November at Caribbean/Tenerife ultra AI resorts for all EU employees.
December: Mini-gyms open in Berlin and Madrid. YourFitness network: flagships in Prague×3, Amsterdam, Berlin, Tokyo/Osaka/Kyoto, Sofia, Montevideo; mini-gyms in Berlin, Madrid.
End of Year: Market share: YD 38-46% watch time, 83-93% live streaming, 35-43% MAU. War chest: ~$2.898B. YourLaw offices: Prague HQ, line offices (Tokyo, Sofia, Montevideo, São Paulo, Mexico City, Buenos Aires), satellites (Amsterdam, Berlin, Madrid, Réunion, Stockholm).
January 1-3: NYE 2009→2010 arc—A340 "Flying Phallus" multi-city tour (Prague→Amsterdam→Berlin→Varna→Montevideo→Prague). $360-456M net revenue (mid ~$408M). January 3 breakfast: $180M bonus pool announced—$10M each to 16 core leaders, $20M to all employees with ≥3 months service. "We hunt, we share."
February: EmpireAir crew forgotten for Caribbean conference—Megan Fox as Sky Marshal fights for inclusion. 39 new crew (75% young women) join mid-month. Paris DJs welcome party, Lindsay stomps tables, Eva Green holds philosophy circles, Sasha baptizes crew in midnight surf.
February 14: "Swim for Pussy" Valentine's Special at PUJ Resort—~45 men swim to yacht with ~55 women sirens. Consent-first spectacle with sponsor integration, live cameras, Founder in admiral coat. Queens choose kings.
February 24: "Under the Sea" live shoot—100+ tribe in full scuba, reef plateau, Sasha throat-fucking with regulator swaps, Paris ass-fucked with cum on mask, Eva Green DP suspension, Megan crimson-finned shark. The myth achieved.
March: Empire Newsmans launches—rapid-deploy flying newsroom with Falcon 7X "Hot Mic". Stories to global headlines in 24-72 hours. Crew: Eva K. (EIC), Matteo "Lens", Claire, Diego, Yumi, Samir + rotating YourLaw JP female lawyers (Rina Sato, Ayaka Mori). Triple purpose: ops cover, empower women lawyers, forge YouNews-YourLaw bonds.
March 8: International Women's Day Parade (Prague, Karlín). Empire women lead march—Sasha, Anna, Megan, Alina, Eva Green, Eva J., Lucie, creators, staff. Speeches by Anna (wellness), Eva J. (law), Eva Green (contradictions), Claire (generators for schools). Men deliberately at rear. Torches, drums, solidarity.
Q1: EmpireAir formally structured—dual AOCs: Switzerland (EYR) for prestige/long-haul, Malta (EYM) for flexible ops. ICAO code EMJ, callsign "EMPIRE". Training center in Prague. LKPR for heavies, LKVO for small aircraft.
April: Production I.G meeting in Tokyo—Founder arrives at Velure club midnight before. Newsmans anime series pitch with Kill Bill corridor entrance. History meets animation.
Q2: Fleet expansion: Phenom 300 "Fast Fuck", King Air B200GT "Minuteman" + 2× "Small King", Gulfstream G550 "Star Climax", Dassault Falcon 7X "Hot Mic", Cirrus SR22 G3 "Biggus Dickus", ERJ-135LR "Spicy Ferry" (based RUN), Bell 429 (×2).
June: PounceGirls launches—Sasha-led rapid-strike YAD unit with G-IVSP "Kitty Wagon". Roster: Naira, Zalina, Yasmina, "Valkyrie" (Astrid), "Apsara" (Meera). City blitzes, beach storms, rooftop sets. Revenue: $7-16M net monthly. YourGames studio launches for 18+ narrative MMO development—Réunion HQ, 130-150 FTE Year-1.
July: "Idol-Gym Flights" launches—monthly series with Japanese pop idols, A340 rigged with training deck. 96 passengers per cycle (JP ↔ Empire city with YourFitness).
August: A340-500 "Peach Paradise" joins fleet. Onsen of Furs JP opens—cold-mountain onsen ryokan with Jussi Steam-Kit fur capes, Kitsunes-led hospitality.
WorldLift: $5M grant cycles, YD community votes, transparent escrow. Newsmans and Minutemen document launches and year-after follow-ups. Claire ensures grants reach targets.
Empire Minutemen: Prague rapid-deploy team with King Air B200GT "Minuteman". 30-60 minute response time across EU. RED/Sony cameras, bonded streaming. Answers to Alina.
India Expansion: Eva Green leads. Three satellite offices (DEL/MUM/BLR), offshore YAD access, NGO-law firm shield. €25M CAPEX. Twin-channel legal strategy: fund women's-rights NGOs, same firms represent Empire.
Empire Air s.r.o. — Corporate aviation division with dual AOCs, training academy, and a fleet that reflects Empire's bold spirit.
ICAO: EMJ
Callsign: EMPIRE
Base: Prague (LKPR + LKVO)
AOC-CH: Switzerland (EYR) - Prestige/Long-haul
AOC-MT: Malta (EYM) - Flexible ops
Training: ATO-PRG (PPL→ATPL, full jet pathway)
LKPR: Heavy jets, international arrivals
LKVO: Light aircraft, Minutemen dispatch, ATO base
OCC: 24/7 operations center in Karlín
Connectivity: Ku/SBB satcom across fleet
CAMO: Group maintenance in Prague
Q3 2009 • AOC-CH • Flagship long-haul
Aug 2010 • AOC-CH • Second heavy
AOC-CH • Medium/long-haul workhorses
Jul 2007 • AOC-MT • Heritage VIP • The first • NYE 2007-08 legendary flight
AOC-MT • European shuttle
Q2 2010 • Based RUN (Réunion) • Creator pipeline
AOC-CH • Newsmans flagship
Q2 2010 • AOC-CH • VIP/exec shuttle
AOC-MT • Mid-range luxury • PounceGirls
Q4 2010 • Training platform & EU shuttle
Q2 2010 • Rapid deployment config • Minutemen team • Alina's command
Standard executive config • General transport
AOC-MT • Turbine workhorse
Training & personal transport
HGP helipad operations
EmpireAir isn't just corporate transportation—it's mobile infrastructure. From Newsmans rapid deployment to creator shuttles, from VIP privacy to training the next generation of pilots, every aircraft serves Empire's mission: move fast, stay connected, break boundaries. The fleet names? Pure Empire irreverence meeting aviation precision.
"When we hunt, we share" — Minimal bureaucracy, maximum trust, profit-sharing that means it.
10% Annual Raise: Automatic salary increase for all employees when company revenue doubles that year (policy since 2007)
Launch Bonuses: Team-wide bonuses after successful product launches
Profit Sharing: Major bonuses at milestones. January 2010: $180M bonus pool ($10M each to 16 core leaders, $20M distributed to all employees with ≥3 months service)
"When we win, everyone wins. No VCs, no suits, no 'tone it down' emails."
Minimal Bureaucracy: Horizontal workflow, fast decisions, no corporate maze
Bachata Lessons: Mandatory twice-weekly at all offices (free for employees). "Latino-Stalin" decree: team coordination and trust through dance since May 2004
Lead by Example: Founder's core motto driving culture from the top
Sex-Positive: Consent-first culture, wellness over exploitation, agency respected
Poly-Friendly: Open relationship structures normalized and supported
YouWellness Rooms: Workplace wellness subsidiary (2007+). Saunas, jacuzzis, wellness rooms with opt-in membership. "No exploitation, bulletproof policy"
Healthcare: Comprehensive benefits package for all employees
Conference Retreats: Two month-long retreats annually (February + November) at Caribbean/Tenerife ultra all-inclusive resorts for all EU employees who wish to attend (since 2009)
Winter swimming, sauna culture, gym access—wellness is survival, not luxury.
Drinks Earl Grey tea with milk (coffee reserved for when he really needs to wake up early—he's an owl, not an early riser). Read Machiavelli and Sun Tzu in his school years. Core motto: "Lead by example." Sex-positive mindset, polyamorous, builds culture through action not memos.
Empire wasn't just sex-positive—it was women-led. Here's the October 2008 breakdown across the organization.
The numbers tell the story: Empire wasn't paying lip service to diversity. Women led finance, legal, operations, people, and creative. The "Alina/Anna effect" on culture meant hiring practices favored competence and consent-literacy over traditional tech-bro dynamics. By 2008, Empire had built something rare: a sex-positive company where women held the majority of power—and the data proved it.
Empire didn't just rent offices—they built cities. Two massive HQ developments showing global ambition and architectural boldness.
"Park Porno City, but make it healthy" — Free infrastructure, health, accessibility, culture. PPP with city hall: Empire maintains beach + lifeguards in exchange for co-branding and event priority. Lease-only policy (no condos sold).
Empire built a global physical network—from mega-HQ campuses to beach resort offices. Not rented WeWork desks, but owned infrastructure anchoring each region.
Karlín Towers (2009-2012): $325M+ three-tower development. 14F-22F-14F configuration. Tower B (22F): penthouses, HQ offices, studios. Tower A (14F): 240-320 employee units at €1 rent. Tower C (14F): YourLaw HQ. Podium: YourFitness flagship, clinic, Creator Commons. Underground: Empire data center.
HQ1_b_0 "Flood Survivor" (2005): 1,400m² across 3 floors. Event hall, offices, 8 residential apartments, jacuzzi + sauna.
HQ1_b_1 "Courtyard House" (2008): 2,900m² staff housing + wellness + micro-gym. Gold-only courtyard stage.
HQ1_b_2 "Industrial Nest" (2007): 3,600m² with Commons, StageA, Workshop, server mezzanine.
Montevideo (2010-2013): 8-10ha seafront campus, 180-195k m² GFA, 3.0k capacity. Car-free surface—all vehicles underground.
Triangle Core: Tower A (35-36F) HQ2 stack + mini-DC. Towers B/C (24-28F) studios + housing + lease offices.
Social Core: YourFitness flagship (4.6-5.3k m²), Clinic with MRI, ES-EN bilingual school, FAMU/CTU film school satellite.
Peach Shorefront: Free public beach infrastructure, water sports hub, F&B/SPA pavilions, 3 performance stages. Bell 429 helipad (HGP-429).
Crete, Hanya (Aug-Oct 2010): 18+ adult resort campus. Three zones: Offices / Living / Resort (120-180 guest keys).
Infrastructure: 3-4 enclosed stages, @WELLROOM cluster, YourFitness dual-entrance (street + resort doors), YourLaw Greece "Crete Citadel" embedded.
Transport: Greek-flag HSC "Aegean Shuttle" ferry (Sitia/Heraklion ↔ Karpathos ↔ Rhodes). Cessna 208B Caravan (Hanya base).
Mission: EU-law gateway for Aegean/MENA creators. Conference → stage pipeline with agency-first intake.
Framework: Office/studio + Edge/PoP server room + YourLaw office + @WELLROOM + 2 villas + creator housing + YourFitness gym. Forms region's legal/infra hub.
Sofia, Bulgaria (2009): Ex-USSR gateway
Montevideo, Uruguay (2009): LatAm anchor
Réunion (Mar 2010): India/Africa corridor + YourGames HQ
Marseille, France (May 2010): Mediterranean hub
São Paulo, Brazil (May 2010): LatAm production powerhouse
Template (2009): Owned 900-1,200 m² with studios + office desks + IT closet + welfare + crew apartments + mini YourFitness + @WELLROOM. $8-10M CAPEX, 4-10mo payback.
Locations:
Empire China (Apr 2009): Twin-proxy architecture (HK anonymizer → Prague mapper). 2× PoP + DR, CAC-adjacent moderation. Beijing/Shanghai offices.
India Expansion (2010): Three satellite offices (DEL/MUM/BLR) 900-1,200 m² each. NGO-law firm shield strategy. YD Gold-only monetization, YAD offshore.
Club Velure (Tokyo, 2009): Nightclub accidentally acquired, Aya as CEO. Empire-adjacent cultural venue.
Onsen of Furs JP (Aug 2010): Cold-mountain onsen ryokan with Jussi Steam-Kit fur capes. Kitsunes-led hospitality + myth engine.
Empire didn't rent—they owned. Each office tier served a purpose: HQs consolidated leadership and infrastructure, Resort offices solved regulatory puzzles, Line offices anchored regions with full legal/tech stacks, Satellites provided metro presence. By 2010, Empire operated a true global network: owned real estate, embedded data centers, wellness facilities, and legal teams in each hub. The physical empire matched the digital one.
Dev studio for an 18+ narrative MMORPG — sex-positive, consent-forward, and story-first. HQ in Réunion with remote-first hiring; Year‑1 team 130–150 (scaling to 220–260 by Year‑2). Cross-entitled with YAD Platinum.
Culture: consent‑literate, playful/pro. Home base in Réunion; adjacent apartments for relocators. Part‑time narrative authors drawn from YAD creators as “live DMs.” Remote‑friendly worldwide hiring.
Unreal‑based with custom plugins: Intimacy System (consent gates & pose graphs), Conversation Graphs 2.0, Streaming World, and MythForge — a no‑code quest builder for admins and vetted creators.
Narrative‑first PvE; opt‑in PvP edges with anti‑griefing. Social hubs (villas, bathhouses, clubs). Safety UX includes global “never show X” filters and aftercare/rest mechanics.
Phase A (pre‑alpha→alpha): run from Réunion HQ with Prague mirror. Phase B (late alpha→closed beta): add 1–2 racks at select edges (Prague/Sofia/Montevideo/AMS/Tokyo). Phase C: broaden edges by CCU geography.
YAD Platinum includes YourGames. Standalone $12.99–$16.99/mo. Monetization via cosmetics & story packs (no pay‑to‑win). Later: curated MythForge Marketplace (rev‑share, vetted).
Jun–Aug 2010: founding hires & HQ LOIs. Sep–Dec 2010: vertical slice (hub+dungeon+romance arc). Q1 2011: friends & family. Q2–Q3 2011: Closed Alpha. Q4 2011–Q1 2012: Closed Beta. H2 2012: launch window.
Empire’s floating “villa‑at‑sea”: a refit of a 205–210 m, 45–55k GT donor into an adult‑only, consent‑by‑design creative campus with premium keys, a Crew Village, broadcast‑grade IT/AV, and hybrid backhaul. Target cap ~$250M; door‑to‑door ~9–12 months.
Unscripted life at sea — long‑tail story arcs from studio‑loft suites, big “hero” moments in Salon/Dining. Adult‑only sailing with master‑consent at boarding and clear no‑film zones. Record‑first shipwide; selected moments go LIVE in greenlit windows.
Donor envelope: 1998–2002 preferred (1992+ with survey), LOA 205–210 m, beam 30–32 m, 10–12 decks, 45–55k GT. Dry‑dock 10–16 weeks inside a 9–12 month program from LOI to soft‑open.
D2–D3: Crew Village (≥35 m² studios), Commons, Café, Laundry, Gym. D4–D5: “Young” neighborhoods + Guest 50–75 m². D6: Salon/Theatre + hero suites. D7: Grand Dining + Show Kitchen, Guest Gym, Spa/Wellness, Medical. D8: Observation Lounge, Cinema, Conference/Labs, Guest Services. Topside: Sky Jacuzzis, café/bar, outdoor LED, sports court, jog track. D9: MCR/Edge Bay, RF racks, 10 GbE core, UPS, cold rooms & BOH galleys.
Dual‑home MCR (hot‑standby), ~800 TB usable day‑1, RF and gallery racks, 3× Ku VSAT with aggressive encodes and near‑shore PoPs (5–7 sites). Shore handoff to fiber where available; hybrid backhaul keeps LIVE tiles stable.
Crew ~180–200 across Marine, Hotel, Production, Training. At sea: 24/7 record; 3× 3‑hour LIVE tiles/day anchored in Salon or hero suites. Near coast: widen to 20–30 rooms LIVE; docked days go full‑grid with PoP bandwidth.
All‑in cap: ~$250M incl. donor, yard, future‑proofing/green pack, IT/AV, shore PoPs, spares/training. Risk controls: bandwidth pinch (CIR bookings, tile calendar), acoustic leaks (floating floors, decoupled trunks), top‑weight (centerline mounts, ballast), regulatory drift (MBR/BWT, scrubber foundations), RF conflicts (filters, audits), OPEX volatility (shore‑power, ESDs, ORC, VFDs/LED).
Free video platform with creator monetization, live streaming, and channel ownership. Launched before YouTube existed.
Adult content platform with revenue sharing, SexED collaboration, and premium series. "Naked truth" format that normalized authenticity.
Gym franchise (Feb 2006+) with retired YAD performers as certified trainers. Prague×3, Amsterdam, Berlin, Tokyo/Osaka/Kyoto, Sofia, Montevideo. Wellness meets sex-positive culture.
15+ aircraft fleet with dual AOCs, training academy, and mobile infrastructure. From 727 "Naughty Fanny" to A340 flagships—aviation meets Empire irreverence.
Prague HQ, US nodes, China operations, India expansion, LatAm offices. Regional load balancing and cultural localization.
WorldLift grants, YouAdopt shelter partnerships, Prague/Czech Lift community documentation. Profit with purpose.
Rapid-deploy journalism with Falcon 7X "Hot Mic" and King Air B200GT "Minuteman." Stories to global headlines in 24-72 hours. 30-60 minute EU response time.
Sasha-led rapid-strike YAD unit with G-IVSP "Kitty Wagon" (June 2010). "Lands like a rumor, leaves like a legend." City blitzes, beach storms, rooftop sets. Roster: Naira, Zalina, Yasmina, "Valkyrie", "Apsara" + rotating chairs. Revenue: $7-16M net monthly.
Acquired Czech law firm (April 2006). Expanded to LatAm, Japan by 2008. "Walk Softly" IP portfolio targeting trade leverage. Legal shield across jurisdictions.
18+ narrative MMORPG studio. Réunion HQ, consent‑by‑design systems, creator tools (MythForge), and YAD Platinum cross‑entitlement.
205–210 m donor refit into an adult‑only creative campus at sea — record‑first ship, LIVE tiles, dual‑home MCR, capex ~\$250 M.
The canonical ground truth. Points of divergence, corporate structure, platform versions, market share data, naming conventions, and the complete document registry.
Central index for the 26 /b/ anonettes: biographies, key scenes, forum thread links, canonical dates from the 2008 arc, and other Empire /b/ interactions.
Prague/Czech Lift program dossier, WorldLift grants, India expansion plan, Production I.G anime pitch, Cruise Daddy project, Onsen of Furs JP, Idol-Gym Flights. Episodes, budgets, city MoUs.
HQ1 cluster map (ASCII), walk times, rooming and stage grammar. Location tag decoder for year files. Karlín Towers, Line, and satellite offices. Peach Park District (HQ2 Montevideo).
Venture operations and portfolio. Capital flows, deal memos, timeline. Quarterly deltas cross-referenced in year logs. SiTF clothing brand details.
EmpireAir fleet, AOCs, AOTs, crew details, and uniforms. Asset registry and operational specifications. From "Naughty Fanny" to "Flying Phallus."
The founding year: YouDirector January launch, YouAdultDirector October debut with Anna, first profitability, "naked truth" format, behind-the-scenes chaos that became the brand. The year everything started.
Growth and formalization: Gran Canaria vacation, platform v1.5, bachata lessons mandate, Gabriela & Radim hiring, October incorporation with final equity split, live streaming conception. Revenue climbs from $38k to $120k monthly.
YourAds incorporation, Empire Nights launch, HQ1.0 "Flood Survivor" acquisition and move-in, first $500k+ month, team bonuses, Lucie's "CFO Fantasy," revenue surge from $580k to $1.4M monthly.
YourFitness flagship launch, Eva J. joins YourLaw, Sasha Grey's arrival and Ambassador signing, October "Sasha effect" ($4.04M monthly), YouUS launch, December $6.8M monthly, annual revenue $48.4M.
YouNews acquisitions (Vice, Fleshbot, Boing Boing), Eva K. first appearance, YouWellness creation, platform v2.1, Boeing 727 "Naughty Fanny" acquisition, NYE 2007-08 legendary flight with Paris & Lindsay, Karlín Commons concert.
Paris and Lindsay channels launch, YourVenture $20M fund, SiTF clothing, HQ1_b_1 "Courtyard House," the /b/ thread legend, YourLaw LatAm expansion, "Walk Softly" IP portfolio, YourFitness expansion to 5 locations, Sasha 1% equity.
Empire China launch, YourFitness JP (Tokyo/Osaka/Kyoto) with YourFuel, Sofia and Montevideo gyms, Big Daddy/Young Daddy villa streams, YourDelivery, Eva K. as YouNews EIC, Club Velure Tokyo, war chest reaches ~$2.898B, market dominance solidified (38-46% watch time, 83-93% live).
Year chronicles: primary canon with dated scenes and dialogue, economics, platform metrics, and routing cues to topic documents. Uses location codes cross-referenced with HQ/layout docs.